St Joseph’s Primary School, Ballinrobe, Castlebar, Mayo, 5th Class, 24th January 2017

Julie Billie, the four-year-old genius, woke up at 7 a.m.

She was in bed in her underground laboratory, which is underneath her house.

Julie Billie had had her usual eight hours of sleep and Kaza the talking marshmallow bounced into the room to make sure she was awake.

“Kaza, I had the worst nightmare ever.

I dreamt Kiza the monster ate you.” she said in a traumatic voice.

“I know who Kiza is,” whispered Kaza.

“He is my brother and was born a broccoli.

He says he is going to help you with the test, but he will just give you the wrong answer.

He is the most evilest talking broccoli I have ever met.”

“What on earth are you talking about, Kaza?” exclaimed Julie Billie.

“Kiza is only in my dreams! He is not real…”